Jokes
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He Promptly
filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to The
column
Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be Filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes
COLOR TV
Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.