More Jokes
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed To get
into a
double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a Bottom seat,
But
unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is
over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a
bad
condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Are Banta Singh! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so
scared ?
I was enjoying my ride down there?"
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a driver."
